sorryidk:

my texting speed varies from embarassingly fast to one week later slow


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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they’re curious about.
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cuttieswithallyourlies:

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what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

fartgallery:

cuttieswithallyourlies:

fartgallery:

what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

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skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

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twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.


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weteevee:

I was playing with this really fat golden retriever puppy the other day and I decided I want one just like it

weteevee:

I was playing with this really fat golden retriever puppy the other day and I decided I want one just like it

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cadburycreamcoolator:

where were you on new years eve dec 31st 1999? were you having fun? if your answer is “i don’t remember” u are too young to be following me


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craicalaic:

how do people leak songs
where do they come from
what are you


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dutchster:

i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you


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brutalgeneration:

in the company of giants (by manyfires)

brutalgeneration:

in the company of giants (by manyfires)

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gracehelbig:

I guarantee my mops has been saving this text for months. Happy chocolate, original tunic-ed hipster day!

gracehelbig:

I guarantee my mops has been saving this text for months. Happy chocolate, original tunic-ed hipster day!

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”


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forever:

can acne not do the thing where it exists 


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literalgrantaire:

Hey, they should do a reverse version of Faking It where a couple of lesbians pretend to be straight so they’re accepted!
They could call it “Real Life”.


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drcoxsredwingsjersey:

can I just



that fucking tweet oh my god all the awards

drcoxsredwingsjersey:

can I just

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that fucking tweet oh my god all the awards

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