when ur at work and u ask a little kid not to do something and they still continue to do it and u kinda just wanna
walking into the living room high as fuck
- operator: 911, please hold.
- me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- murderer: ok
now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages
this is the saddest thing i have ever seen
- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know